Weekly AI Roundup: OpenAI's $122B War Chest, Perplexity's Fake Privacy, and Google Finally Opens the Gate
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OpenAI Closes $122 Billion Round — Yes, Billion With a B
OpenAI just closed the largest private funding round in the history of capitalism. Not tech. Not startups. Capitalism. The $122 billion haul values the company at $852 billion post-money, with Amazon, Nvidia, SoftBank, and Microsoft all writing checks so large they had to invent new Excel columns. For the first time, individual investors got in through bank channels, adding another $3 billion on top — because apparently Wall Street bankers looked at a company burning cash faster than a SpaceX test flight and said “yeah, I want some of that.”
The numbers are staggering even by AI industry standards. ChatGPT now has over 900 million weekly active users and 50 million paying subscribers. OpenAI says it’s generating $2 billion per month in revenue, growing four times faster than Alphabet and Meta did at comparable stages. They also announced GPT-5.4, expansion of Codex as a flagship coding agent, and plans for a “unified superapp” that bundles chat, code, browsing, and agents into one product. Oh, and Sora is officially dead — but we covered that funeral last week.
Here’s what nobody’s saying out loud: even at $2B/month in revenue, the compute costs to serve 900 million weekly users are astronomical. OpenAI expanded its revolving credit facility to $4.7 billion — undrawn — which means they’re keeping a loaded financial weapon in the drawer just in case the burn rate gets spicy. When a company sitting on $122 billion in fresh capital also maintains a $4.7 billion credit line “for flexibility,” that’s not confidence. That’s a hedge. The AI gold rush has its poster child, and it’s simultaneously the most valuable and most precarious company in tech.
Perplexity’s “Incognito Mode” Was Doing Absolutely Nothing
A proposed class action filed this week alleges that Perplexity AI has been sharing users’ complete chat conversations — including those in “Incognito Mode” — with Meta and Google through embedded advertising trackers. According to the complaint, the Facebook Meta Pixel, Google Ads, and Google DoubleClick were all baked into Perplexity’s search engine, silently forwarding your prompts, follow-up questions, and personally identifiable information to the two biggest ad companies on Earth.
The lawsuit, filed by an anonymous plaintiff who used Perplexity for tax advice, legal questions, and investment decisions, describes the trackers as “browser-based wiretap technology.” Even paid subscribers who explicitly toggled on Incognito Mode had their conversations shared alongside email addresses and other identifiers. The complaint specifically notes that Perplexity’s AI is trained to ask users to upload sensitive documents — medical records, financial statements, legal filings — creating a pipeline of deeply personal data flowing straight to ad networks.
This is the AI privacy reckoning that was always coming. These companies position themselves as your private research assistant, your confidential advisor, your safe space to ask embarrassing medical questions — and then they monetize every keystroke. Perplexity’s entire pitch was “search, but smarter and more private than Google.” Turns out they were just Google’s subcontractor all along. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast.
Google Drops Gemma 4 Under Apache 2.0 — And It Actually Matters
Google released Gemma 4 this week, and for once the headline isn’t about benchmark scores — it’s about the license. Previous Gemma versions shipped under a restrictive custom license that developers widely criticized. Gemma 4 ships under Apache 2.0, the same permissive license used by Android. You can modify it, redistribute it, build commercial products on it, and Google can’t yank the rug out from under you.
The model itself is no slouch. Gemma 4 comes in four sizes: a 26B Mixture of Experts variant that only activates 3.8 billion parameters during inference (fast), a 31B Dense model (powerful), and two efficient mobile variants — E2B and E4B — optimized with Qualcomm and MediaTek for phones, Raspberry Pis, and Jetson Nanos. The 26B MoE model runs on a single GPU. The mobile models run with what Google calls “near-zero latency.” HN is already lighting up with guides for running the 26B model locally on a Mac mini.
This is Google doing something genuinely developer-friendly for strategic reasons. With OpenAI building a walled superapp and Anthropic licensing Claude through API gates, Google is betting that the open ecosystem play wins long-term. If every hobbyist, startup, and enterprise developer builds on Gemma because it’s the best model they can actually own, Google wins the infrastructure layer even if ChatGPT wins the consumer layer. It’s the Android playbook all over again — and last time, it worked.
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